[Sousuke, don't you even dare. Rin called you up because you're the one responsible parent left, do not betray his trust, man.

Agreements out of the way, Rin briefly considers their next course of action; he couldn't possibly keep this hold on Rei's neck all the way back to the auditorium-- it's just too tempting to strangle him, in his current mood-- not to mention it's not as easy to keep as they move, so Rei might try struggle free and make a run for it. He's no match for Rin in the pool, but hell knows the nerd got one heck of a sprint on land.

Another few seconds later, he finally lets go of his death hook, only to move to Rei's right arm instead, grip tight as ever. Turning to Sousuke, he gives a motion of his head, signaling for Rei's left side.]

Grab on and haul. If he moves too much, I'll knock his glasses off and he'll run face-first on the first wall along the way. [He sighs.] I guess we'll have to think of something when we get to the storage room, too, it's gonna be harder to keep an eye on him if we fall asleep...

[A quick pause, and he stares up at his best friend, completely deadpan.] Ah, would you be terribly opposed to sitting on him?

[He's completely serious.]